Kick-Ass Songs to Wake Up To

Last month rougepanther asked reddit for a kick-ass song to wake up, eat a bowl of nails and sulfur and shit out bullets. What I learned is that reddit has really good taste in music and I picked up quite a few songs from in there that I never would have found otherwise.

Without further ado, divided into "Metal", "Funny" and "Everything Else" here are fully linked up songs for everything that got more than one point (including quite a few that got only one point).

In the future please link "Artist - Title" directly to a youtube video in your comments. It makes things soo much easier.

Metal

Songs here most match the intent of the original question... wake up wanting to kick some ass.

Funny

I didn't turn on my sarcasm detector when grabbing vids from comments but quite a few of these would actually be funny to wake up to.

Other

If it didn't make me want to kick ass and shoot bullets it went in here. Lots of unique bands, some indie stuff and real classics too.